Baby Humor Quotes

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Baby humor quotes. A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. Use these humorous newborn quotes and. Funny baby quotes even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections children tend to be sticky fran lebowitz if evolution really works how come mothers only have two hands milton berle perfection only exists in babies and pastries gayle wray the most precious jewels. A sleeping baby is the new happy hour. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. The hot moist smell of babies fresh from naps. We handpicked these baby quotes in the hopes of giving you some laughs.

Funny baby sayings and quotes. A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. Funny baby quotes funny quotes for parents of newborn babies. Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. She s a reflection of me so you know she s awesome. Here are 101 funny baby quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate your time with your little one.

As a mother my job is to take care of what is possible and trust god with the impossible. Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses. Funny baby quotes henry robin. Children reinvent your world for you. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don t have one. A sense of complete and total peace.