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Gardening plant humor. I like big buds and i cannot lie. At this gardening factory at the back there was a large pile of dirt. I like big plants and i cannot lie. Plant a smile on your followers faces when you pair that garden photo with a funny pun. What do plants do when the first meet each other. Gardening jokes so my neighbour with the big titties is outside gardening topless again today. Find funny gardening photos gardening humor hilarious garden decorations garden theme cartoons and humorous garden images.

I just wish his wife would do the same. Why do herbs use tinder. Your plants and garden requires hard work. They tend to carry fun ones with typography on them like this one below. See more ideas about gardening humor garden theme funny. No matter if you re a beginner or a seasoned gardener growing things from scratch is an art form. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Funny garden jokes puns and riddles why did the cheerful gardener refuse to plant legumes. Gardener jokes flora ble puns garden humor cause healthy homegrown humor and garden grins couldn t be too mainstream for green thumb gardeners. Did you hear about the butter lettuce who when sky diving. Tending to a garden requires patience and attention. Perhaps you just admire nature doing its work. A man worked at a gardening factory. Plants only grow because someone spent effort on them.

A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other tell somebody else where to dig texas bix bender don t throw in the trowel. Dear vincent i am pretty sad because it looks like i won t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. They didn t want no shrubs. Besties for the resties. Gardening jokes plant puns growing groans plant a bumper crop of garden jokes green humor and corny plant puns that ll grow on you. For netflix and dill.

An old italian gentleman wanted to plant his annual tomato garden. Jokes humor puns riddles for gardeners and lovers of the green way compiled by karen and mike garofalo the best way to garden is to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. Perhaps you grow flowers or vegetables or herbs. Why wouldn t one plant date the other. Places like at home carry lots of funny plant pots and stands. The old man wrote a letter to his son. I didn t really like gardening at first.

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