58 Homer Simpson Donut Quotes

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Homer simpson donut quotes. Marge hires a nutritionist who puts homer on a strict diet but homer decides to sneak in snacks and meals on the side. We don t need to bring ink and paper into this. Dial n for nerder in the simpsons season 19. The simpsons d ohnut. Discover and share homer simpson donut quotes. I can t imagine a scenario that i would have to prove that i bought a doughnut. Ranging from the accidentally genius to the amusingly foolish here are homer simpson s finest quotes.

Marge becomes suspicious of homer s weight gain and calls the producers of the sneakers a take off on cheaters. Even if i don t. Running away from the lard lad s donuts statue. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. To some skeptical friend don t even act like i didn t get that doughnut i ve got the documentation right here. Donuts homer simpson quotes about. Be sweet and honest always but for god s sake don t eat my doughnuts.

I can t hit him. And i wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at dunkin donuts or who drives a bus someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father someone who s busy and has too many children. Food beer religion life humor funny sarcastic drinking funny humour religious alcohol happiness moms beer alcohol just because crime the simpsons. Krispy kreme just released a real life version of the iconic hot pink sprinkles covered donut that homer simpson has obsessed over for decades in his eponymous cartoon. Homer simpson donuts quotes sayings. Bosses american dream speech logic. Hey i called no lasers.

Showing search results for homer simpson donuts sorted by relevance. Let s celebrate national donuts day with these funny donut quotes. I ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish. You ll have to stop him bart. 491 matching entries found. Believe in yourself boy.