[Download] 49 Humor In Life Quotes

I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture.

Humor in life quotes. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow. My mother always used to. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. I m sick of following my dreams man. Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. I consider myself a crayon. I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later.

Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. This is the war room. Two things are infinite. Attributed no source human nature humor infinity philosophy science stupidity universe. Gentlemen you can t fight in here.

Laugh as much as possible always laugh. 209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. It was here first. I really should do something with my life. It s the sweetest thing. Life graduation wise. The universe and human stupidity.

And i m not sure about the universe. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. President merkin muffley peter sellers dr. From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. Life is hard after all it kills you.

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