[Download] Humor Quotes On Life

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Humor quotes on life. From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. And i m not sure about the universe. For more quotes see part two of this post here. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips 1.

It was here first. Laugh as much as possible always laugh. Life is what happens when you re busy making other plans. It s the sweetest thing. Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. You only live once but if you do it right once is enough. The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2.

Two things are infinite. I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture. Get busy living or get busy dying. Life is hard after all it kills you. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. There is no humor in heaven. The universe and human stupidity.

209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow. The world owes you nothing. So many books so little time. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life.